Girls as Browsers (Pics) v2

By | December 8, 2008 | 42 Comments


If web browsers were girls… Here is how they would look like.

Firefox

I am hot and I’m on fire.

Opera

Black makes me look solid.

Internet Explorer
Internet Explorer
I do whatever I want to.

Safari

I can’t get enough of my awesomeness.

Flock

Let’s have fun with my friends.

Google Chrome

It’s my time now!

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Inspired by “Web Browsers as Famous Girls“.


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Vygantas is a former web designer whose projects are used by companies such as AMD, NVIDIA and departed Westood Studios. Being passionate about software, Vygantas began his journalism career back in 2007 when he founded FavBrowser.com. Having said that, he is also an adrenaline junkie who enjoys good books, fitness activities and Forex trading.

  • Alex

    Haha @ ie

  • http://www.contesteer.com/ Contesteer

    Google Chrome is related to Hitler?

  • DeclinedDoomed

    I had to think about the Google Chrome joke a little, since using Chrome does not remind me of Hitler or Nazi Germany.

    My best guess is that Hitler decided that it was his time to rule Germany, and Chrome’s decided that it’s Chrome’s time to rule the browser market.

  • John

    Google Chrome is referenced as Hitler because if you read the Chrome EULA, it states that any content you produce while using it is official property of Google. We’re talking about emails, blogs, etc. Scary stuff, but using a chick dressed up as Stalin would have made more sense.

  • http://www.highpr.net Dereck

    Nice pictures. I prefer Firefox.

  • http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/ Kelson

    John, Google rewrote that EULA immediately after the first public beta release. If you read the current EULA it contains this paragraph:

    8.5 You agree that you are solely responsible for (and that Google has no responsibility to you or to any third party for) any Content that you create, transmit or display while using the Services and for the consequences of your actions (including any loss or damage which Google may suffer) by doing so.

    And this one:

    9.4 Other than the limited license set forth in Section 11, Google acknowledges and agrees that it obtains no right, title or interest from you (or your licensors) under these Terms in or to any Content that you submit, post, transmit or display on, or through, the Services, including any intellectual property rights which subsist in that Content (whether those rights happen to be registered or not, and wherever in the world those rights may exist). Unless you have agreed otherwise in writing with Google, you agree that you are responsible for protecting and enforcing those rights and that Google has no obligation to do so on your behalf.

    and this one:

    11.1 You retain copyright and any other rights you already hold in Content which you submit, post or display on or through, the Services.

    So comparing it to Hitler is not only invoking Godwin’s Law right off the bat, but it’s outdated information. It would be like portraying Opera based on the outdated “fact” that you have to pay for it.

  • http://www.cheapinsurancecare.com Automan

    I wonder how Charlie Chaplin was selected to represent the Google Chrome? :D

  • rigorth

    No wonder why I’m always turned on when I use Firefox, :p.

  • user

    I choose Opera!

  • http://www.favbrowser.com Vygantas Lipskas

    Kelson,

    Hitler was selected for the reason mentioned in DeclinedDoomed post. That’s why I included “it’s my time now”.

    It shouldn’t be serious by the way, just funny :-)

  • Duddedude

    Google is marching towords internet dominance in many different areas. I’m trying to find alternative services..

    When it comes to browsers it’s quite easy: Firefox & Opera!

  • http://b39.cal.pl Skracanie linków

    Nice comparison :)
    “I can’t get enough of my awesomeness.” – best for me :D

  • freebaby

    Pay for Opera? What? It’s free: http://opera.com/download

  • DeclinedDoomed

    What Kelson is trying to get across is that criticizing Google Chrome for the EULA it USED to have is like criticizing Opera because you USED to have to pay for it.

  • http://www.luxzenburg.org Erik

    I choose Opera as well :-)

  • cousin333

    Kelson: Google should never give out the first EULA anyway… Or do you think, it was a mistake?

  • Kilgore Trout

    I am just wondering why Google put that in their Eula in the first place. Everybody I know just steers clear of Chrome, even if they did change it to something less evil.
    Make you wonder what kind of company it really is. Werent they the ones that are trying to listen in on pc’s through peoples microphones? Whats up with that?

  • spaceface

    Surely the Microsoft empire is more related to Nazis than Google.. I mean, it was proven a few weeks ago that Microsoft used cracked software to create specific Windows audio files. Also Bill Gates is a very harsh unforgiving business man. Compare this to Google who recently pumped a few *billion dollars* in a project to reduce our dependence on energies such as coal.

    Google’s main objective is to index everything there is to index on Earth (and beyond) while Microsoft is here to make u use Windows even though there are plenty of other alternatives. The fact that most PC’s automatically come with Windows, internet explorer and such clearly indicates Microsoft’s soon-to-be-illegal strategy.

    Just my 2 cents.

  • DeclinedDoomed

    I am just wondering why Google put that in their Eula in the first place. Everybody I know just steers clear of Chrome, even if they did change it to something less evil

    Google copied and pasted the EULA from their other products into Chrome. They acknowledged their mistake later, and updated the EULA.

  • TheFreeOne

    Internet explorer is a freak, LOL

  • http://opera.com boss

    I get it opera for smart people, firefox for people that are stupid and addicted to porn.

  • snoopydo

    Hitler and Google Chrome? Rofl, what a good combination.. :)

  • http://endlessmasquerade.deviantart.com benny

    nice concept, but i cant understand why it should be fun to mention hitler there. This is totally without any reason.

  • http://LMV.hu/redjade redjade

    hmmmm I wonder what it would be like and how people would react if this blog post were pictures of men – or, ‘boys’?

  • Fer

    I prefer Opera girl and Opera browser aswell.

    FF girl is hot but you can not present that bitch to your parents! hahahaha!

  • Mutt

    Opera I choose you.

  • http://www.66fg.com Mia

    Coool, FireFox rules …. my favorite

  • will

    Notice, the people criticizing the use of Hitler for Chrome use chrome…much like how all the people in Germany were when Hitler was doing all his evil shit. “nahhhh nothing’s wrong..we’re cool”

  • http://activeproxies.org Linda

    ice comparison :)
    “I can’t get enough of my awesomeness.” – best for me :D

  • http://unsigned.freeblog.hu/ tetra

    Hey, good, very good, the safari girls comment is just awesome :D
    And how Hitler goes to Google? Well, the phrase “world domination” says anything??

  • http://www.shinysearch.com Jason

    I love This

  • http://anim.tv/ 555

    Safari’s awesomeness is because Apple’s Mac OS X is one hell of a beautifully designed OS. Apple made Unix look appealing and their machines are darn sexy on the outside.

  • ken

    dam she is suite

  • http://www.3kea.com John

    I’m glad that my favorite FF is the best . Yeeeeii

    • Dan

      You mean that skank!

      • TTT

        Fun girls are way better than the bimbo bitches!
        Also, I don’t see how you could call her a skank, the only difference from a normal dress is that she’s cosplaying as a firefighter…

  • saahil

    You mean that skank!

  • Yorgos

    Is IE Britney Spears or Skinhead O’Connor? :)

    AND WHAT ABOUT BING?

  • Rokalacs

    I can’t choose of Opera and Firefox. This is why I use both :3.

  • Andy

    Firefox is rubbish !!!

  • Juca D

    yo’all stupid, sry but the only browser yo’all should have is IE by the simple fact that is the only way u can directly make windows updates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.sazzyspace.com shane

    I prefer chrome
    http://www.google.com